Amazon has started manipulating its algorithm to boost its own products and profitability, according to a report by the Wall Street Journal. The Jeff Bezos Everything Store has long...
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Thar she blows! Last week, an unknown bitcoin whale moved $1 billion worth of bitcoin, the single most valuable transaction in crypto history. (Not to be confused with cryptid...
Websites have been secretly hacking iPhones for years, according to an investigation carried out by Google in early 2019. (Oh mercy me, thank the heavens Sherriff Google was here...
Apple issued a formal apology yesterday for recording your private conversations and not being as gosh darn awesome as it would like to think it is. Apple was one...
In the least ambitious crossover of our time, KFC has announced it will start offering meatless Kentucky fried abominations in partnership with Beyond Meat. Starting today, KFC is subjecting...
Back in my day, you could invest in the five biggest tech companies in the world and expect a steady return each and every year. The FAANG: Facebook. Apple....
The Department of Homeland Security issued a Ransomware Outbreak alert yesterday. (To which the dozens of American towns and cities held hostage by cyber criminals said “Yeah. Wow. This...
Walmart is suing Tesla in connection with several roof fires, which Walmart alleges were started by Tesla’s garbage solar panels. In total, seven Walmart roofs caught on fire in...
Capital One reported a massive data breach this morning, affecting more than 100 million customers. But the genius LVL 9999 super-hacker who did it has already been apprehended (because...
Recently, I gave my 6-year-old nephew a couple of crayons and asked him to help me design the city of the future. Predictably, the little philistine fell into the...