Netflix released its quarterly earnings report yesterday and, despite some record-breaking numbers, investor response was lukewarm. (And, as we all know, lukewarm is the worst temperature.) The Queen of...
Shane Ormond
Mark Zuckerberg takes your privacy very seriously. Sorry, I mistyped. Mark Zuckerberg takes violating your privacy very seriously. According to 4,000 pages of documents obtained by NBC News, the lizard man from outer...
Goldman Sachs has reached into its golden sack and pulled out the old crystal ball for yet another round of election predictions. According to its 2019 economic forecast report,...
My favourite drinking buddy filed for IPO yesterday (and it’s looking a little tipsy). At an estimated value of $100 billion, Uber is set to be the largest IPO...
WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was arrested in London this morning, just moments after he was ejected from the Ecuadorian embassy (for being annoying). Assange, who has been holed up...
Governor Phil Murphy wants New Jersey overflowing with “the sticky icky” no later than the end of March. For the majority of his term, Murphy has been struggling to...
Lock up your daughters and top officials in the Department of Homeland Security. President Trump is having himself a PURGE. On Sunday afternoon, Kirstjen Nielsen announced her resignation as the...
Ray Dalio, the 66th-richest man in the world, thinks it’s dangerous and unfair that some people are hoarding all the money. (Gee, Ray. I wonder how you got to...
The Department of Justice has issued a warning to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences: Any attempt to ban Netflix from competing in the Oscars could violate...
Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh called in sick to work this morning with a bad case of hiding-from-the-consequences-of-her-actions. (It’s a very real illness that will affect 99% of politicians in...