Tesla CEO and anime fanboy Elon Musk announced yesterday that Tesla’s coveted new European gigafactory will be based in Germany, just outside of Berlin. British Prime Minister Boris Johnson...
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The USA’s largest milk producer, Dean Foods, filed for bankruptcy yesterday, as the ravenous millennial monster consumes yet another pillar of industry (by just kinda buying other stuff). The...
Roll up! Roll up! Spin the Wheel of Privacy Violation and Win a Prize (the prize is your privacy being violated) Welcome back to the show, folks! It’s that...
Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi says the assassination of journalist Jamal Khashoggi was a “mistake” and we all make mistakes folks so let’s not go too hard on his murderer....
Netflix CEO Reed Hastings is defending his company’s decision to remove content from its platform on the request of Saudi Crown Prince and famous journalist murderer Prince Mohammed bin...
Uber Exceeds Investors’ Expectations (Of How Much Money It Can Lose) Uber exceeded analysts’ forecasts on the top and bottom line for Q3 2019 but is somehow losing even...
Airbnb will crack down on unauthorised house parties in the wake of a deadly shooting that killed five in California last week. (Oh man, the National Party Association is...
An anonymous source leaked a sample of a Russian dossier on “how to bribe FIFA officials” which may or may not be tied to the former soviet country’s successful...
Boeing’s CEO Dennis Muilenburg testified yesterday that he knew about 737 Max’s safety troubles before the second deadly incident. (But fixing it would have cost money and a certain...
In spoo-oo-oo-ooky economy news, the Fed doesn’t know its ass from its elbow and we’re all screw-ew-ew-ewed. That’s according to Michael Pento of Pento Portfolio Strategies who gave a...